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These are the forbidden Muppets ‘felt flicks’ your parents didn’t want you to see
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10. The Rainbow Erection
A toxic chemical spill down at the swamp causes Kermit the Frog’s “tadpole” to grow to Godzilla-like proportions, taking on an iridescent, multicolored hue — and an insatiable will of its own.
9. Muppets Pleasure Island
The Muppets discover plenty of booty in this raunchy reworking of Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic tale. The high seas romp climaxes with an epic sword fight — if you know what we mean — between Captain Elmo and the fierce pirate Long Dong Silver.
8. Monsters’ Ball(s)
Grover and Cookie Monster get some jailhouse cock in this prison porno about a baked-goods-obsessed death row inmate and the blue, furry nun who breaks him out of solitary confinement. With conjugal visits like this, who wants parole?
7. The Muppet XXX-Mas Carol
Sexually stingy Oscar the Grouch is visited by three spirits in a single night in this heartwarming holiday porno. As the specters take the trashy green monster on a wild journey he’ll never forget, Oscar discovers the true meaning of Christmas-yet-to-come.
6. Rat Patootie
Things get spicy in the Muppets studio kitchen when the Swedish Chef teaches Rizzo the Rat about a whole lot more than cooking. “First you take the chicken….” Well, you get the idea. Boink! Boink! Boink!
5. Weekend at Ernie’s
When an accidental Viagra overdose turns Ernie into a stiff in more ways than one, hilarity ensues as Scooter and Beaker try to pass off the yellow corpse as a particularly passive participant at the Muppets’ annual weekend beach orgy.
4. Swine to Five
With help from office gal pals Janice and Camilla the Chicken, buxom blonde Miss Piggy finally gets the upper ham with sleazy misogynist Boss Burt. Upon its original 1980 release, Roger Ebert declared this film “an essential contribution to the feminist S&M puppet porn genre.”
3. The Muppets Take a Shattan’
This poo-poo porno musical finds the gang taking full advantage of a bout of backstage food poisoning at The Muppet Theater. Original Broadway cast soundtrack includes Miss Piggy’s rollicking rendition of “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Diarrhea” from “The Sound of Music” and Gonzo the Great’s powerful “Hamilton” tribute, “My Shit.”
2. The GodFozzie
Mafia Don Fozzie Corleone makes the Muppets crew an offer they can’t refuse in this lurid tale of violence, betrayal and sticky Bear-on-Muppets action. Bullets may be the weapon of choice in Sicily and the mean streets of New York, but Fozzie kills in an entirely different way: With raunchy jokes and hairy pokes on the Muppets standup stage. Wocka-wocka!
1. Brokeback Muppets
In this ride-‘em-cowboy story of forbidden love out on the range, Statler and Waldorf generate plenty of felt friction as they attempt to quit each other — and fail spectacularly. Soundtrack includes the 2005 Willie Nelson hit “Muppets Are Frequently Secretly Fondling Each Other.”
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