Messages to the Member Who Dared Give That “Only Slightly Expired Can of Corn” She Posted on the Buy Nothing Group to Someone Far Less Worthy. | by Heather Osterman-Davis | Aug, 2023 – Jarastyle

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I’ve been checking all day, but I see you haven’t selected a winner yet. I hope you didn’t read that recipe and decide to keep the corn!

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9:00 AM: Hi Janet. I’m super interested in the “only slightly expired can of corn.” I can pick it up anytime today!

9:08 AM: Not sure why you always ask what people are going to do with the items you post before giving them away. But if you must know, I’m going to use it to make Cheesy Corn and Cauliflower Bake.

11:30 AM: Here’s a link to the recipe in case you’re interested. It says to use cheddar, but you can use almost any non-foreign cheese.

3:00 PM: I’ve been checking all day but I see you haven’t selected a winner yet. I hope you didn’t read that recipe and decide to keep the corn!

4:00 PM: Wow. The fact that you chose Samantha over me is preposterous. I’m guessing she emotionally manipulated you with that sob story about needing it to roll it under her foot to help her plantar fasciitis but you can use any type of can for that. I truly can’t believe she doesn’t have a single can in her house.

4:10 PM: Aluminum free lifestyle? Please. Even if it’s true, it’s a bit hypocritical to want a can now. Samantha should use a ball instead. In fact, I have an old tennis ball that I’d be happy to give her in lieu of the corn.

5:00 PM: I’m not trying to offload a “crusty old tennis ball.” My dog Benji loved that ball until he got killed in a hit-and-run. I wanted to keep it as a memento but now it’s too painful. He loved that tennis ball almost as much as he loved my Cheesy Corn and Cauliflower Bake, not like you’d care.

8:00 PM: I see you updated your post with CLAIMED. I know it’s your right as an American citizen to give your corn to whomever you want, but have you noticed that Samantha takes an awful lot of stuff from this board? In the last two weeks she’s taken a box of Pampers, several books, and a case of cat food. Well, after spending the day browsing through her socials, I can assure…

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