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Look, this guy is reviewing food in the shower. I was trying to think about how I’d introduce this topic, but it isn’t a topic. It’s one guy doing a very original thing. I mean, sure, most of us have eaten in the shower. But we are proud of it, and we definitely aren’t posting about it online.
Twitter user Gaz gives no f*cks. He does these shower food reviews and people love them. While they are clearly more for entertainment than for actual review purposes, I hope he never stops.
starting new series where I review foods in the shower. Shower Food #1- Pistachio Ice Cream Bar: pretty good to eat in shower. Stick makes it portable & keeps things clean. Tastes just as good as if I ate it not in shower. Contrast between hot shower & cold ice cream is also nice pic.twitter.com/hwqjdu9bAV
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) December 6, 2022
We’re starting off tame. We’ll work up to the more, uh, intense reviews.
Shower Food Review 43 – Peanut Butter & Pickle sandwhich. This was a suggestion from a friend who legitimately eats these every day. At first I doubted it but after the first bite I realized how wrong I was. It reminded me that there is nothing wrong with being different. 10/10 pic.twitter.com/mmeSdQhgQL
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) May 3, 2023
Ok, I guess they are all kind of intense.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! https://t.co/zEra9jgD6L pic.twitter.com/IRBdaOhw7w
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 28, 2023
And very, very silly.
Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm – This was the most shame I’ve ever felt in the shower. I’m worried even God won’t forgive me for this one. My ex girlfriend is moving out soon and she saw me eating this. The look on her face said “I made the right choice.” 7/10 pic.twitter.com/d8rCUg1S9v
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) May 2, 2023
Ok these actually make sense for cleanup purposes.
Shower Food Review 39: Blue Takis- These were spicy & a little messy but the cold water cooled me down. I also need to cool down when people dont take me seriously. Life can be messy but if u find the right person they can help u clean it up. I hope I find that person 1 day. 6/10 pic.twitter.com/6NPyjKIyal
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 27, 2023
The most requested.
Shower Food Review 37: Cotton Candy – For some reason this was the most highly requested Shower Food Review. Perhaps people wanted to see me accidentally get it wet and have it dissolve, like that sad raccoon in that viral youtube video. But I am not a raccoon. I am a man. 4/10 pic.twitter.com/GyYOfO50Xy
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 25, 2023
Like most great Internet content, it’s only a matter of time before people start to copy it, in their own way.
what started with beautiful shower food reviews has now turned into something dark. why are people showering with socks on. cigarettes are not food. why is this person crying. i hope they are ok. I am going to go on a walk now. lots to think about. https://t.co/CSMJi6zEN4
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 25, 2023
I’m happy I’ve inspired so many to do Shower Food Reviews but this is getting strange https://t.co/YhFQ6fPFqK
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 25, 2023
And just for fun, here are a few more good ones from Gaz.
Shower Food Review: 32oz Tomahawk Ribeye- thnx to your donations I was able to buy this huge steak. If I were my ex right now I’d be having some second thoughts. One day you people will get sick of these posts. But I wont cry when it’s over. I’ll smile because it happened. 10/10 pic.twitter.com/TkJdnPyqEy
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) April 3, 2023
my landlord just texted me and said he needs to ask me something am I gonna get evicted 😑 https://t.co/pPuTEACnv9
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) May 4, 2023
Shower Food Review 41: Toast- I’m often in a rush in the morning so this was very convenient. I can preload the toaster the night before so I always have hot & fresh toast ready to go. And before you say something like “this is dangerous” no it’s not, I used electrical tape. 8/10 pic.twitter.com/bMnYYBGIUy
— gaz (@gazpachomachine) May 1, 2023
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