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(colloquially “the Fourth of July,” according to Wikipedia)
“Four tickets to the Barbie movie, please”. Photo by Jéan Béller on Unsplash
It’s finally July! Summer is in full swing, which means we get to do all our favorite things: stand in front of a fan and make funny sounds with our voice, call in to work pretending to be sick so we can take the day off and go to the beach but then have to wear long pants and long sleeves and a big hat because if we go back to work with a tan everyone will know we were faking it, eat hot dogs—all the things that make us proud to be an American.
The Belladonna team wishes everyone a fun and safe Fourth of July tomorrow. I personally will be running my town’s annual road race, because it’s only 2 miles long and at the end they give the runners unlimited watermelon. AMERICA.
To celebrate our country’s independence, here are fiveof our favorite Belladonna pieces about the good ol’ U.S. of A.
Hallmark Holiday Movies for Fourth of July by Julie Kendrick
It’s Independence Day Eve in Cracklin’ Creek. Will sparks fly or will this hometown guy be a dud? Tune in tonight to find out!
I, The Flag of the United States of America, No Longer Wish to be the Face of This Organization by Justine Hip sky
Please consider my exit an opportunity for all relevant stakeholders to be brave enough to represent their own actions moving forward.
‘The Bachelor’ Seeks Heartthrob Bland Enough to Unite America by Katharine Strange
The fate of our country rests on your very square shoulders.
Famous American Quotes Rephrased by Middle Management by Emily Menez
“Houston, we have a problem — or as I like to call it, an opportunity to get creative and troubleshoot as a team!”
Introducing Bailee Cartwright, American Girl Doll of the Late Aughts by Lizzie Logan
Bailee has all the spunk and kindness she’ll need to survive adolescence in “I Kissed A Girl”-era America.
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