If The Color Magenta Were A Person | by Croissant Haver | Jun, 2023 – Jarastyle

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Pushy pushy pushy

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Looks great in a fedora.

Loves dating!

Is multi lingual in niche languages: Modern Greek, Czech, Gaelic and it is so annoying because you’re still trying to learn the basics of just one of the boring normal ones.

Fears Nature, would never paddleboard because water contains biota.

Pushy pushy pushy.

Why do people keep pets? It’s slavery — and their paws bring in biota.

Does not care for the color red.

Steak salad >>> any other kind of salad.

Loves The Quintette du Hot Club de France with Django Reinhardt.

Abhors iced tea.

There’s a right way to make ice and a wrong way.

Finds Freddie Mercury (rock god Freddie Mercury! of the seminal band Queen!) boring.

Referred to by grandmothers as “a real pip” as in, “When is your friend, that real pip, going to visit again? Like a tall glass of seltzer that one!” and it makes you feel like a dud.

Of “going out tops” : many opinions and many sequins.

With legitimate ignorance has asked a Midwestern church lady (your grandmother in fact), “Okay yeah, but what exactly is a casserole, Claire?”

Spent three weeks on a homestay in Spain and still talks about this one particular plate of tapas that was life changing and you’re like, oh god, this story again? the plate of tiny eels in olive oil, shut up already about the life changing eels that made you rethink everything you know about America, Magenta.

Is one of those rare birds who looks drop dead gorgeous in green (because of green being the opposite color to magenta on the color wheel).

Fuchsia? Do you want to get into a serious altercation!? Do not mention Fuchsia.

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